Sunday, September 23, 2007

Thank You Tom Joyner, Master Of The Obvious


I hate to clown a woman of God, but this is some funny-ass shit.

In case you hadn't heard or forgot, Bynum, a renown televangelist was beaten up by her husband, 54-year-old bishop Thomas Weeks.

Women getting Marvin Hagler-ed by their husbands is not funny, dammit. But you had to feel bad for Bynum because a) she's been through a terrible struggle with men, which part of her ministry, and b) she refers to herself as PROPHETESS Juanita Bynum.

Now, when you have Prophetess before your name, that would imply you posess a sense of discernment. That means you can see things before they happen. It means you can foreshadow.

So Tom Joyner wanted to know one thing:

Uh, Prophetess, God couldn't hook you up with a smoke signal to let you know about the right hook?

5 comments:

Southerner in Suomi said...

Wasn't the first hubby who also beat her down a supposed man of God too?

Southerner in Suomi said...

Also for him to drop kick her like that in public, what did she say to him?

"Heck no, we ain't going back for you Bible!!!"

don alberto said...

Y? Just tell me Y?

don alberto said...

Tom does have a point though!

Unknown said...

LMAO! I forgot what I was about to say. I got distracted. But I did hear about Tom Joyner's comment. All I have to say is there was something prophetic about the situation. Bynum knew what she was doing!