No doubt there has been some strange Hollywood hook-ups, but seriously, did anyone EVAH see this one coming?
Star Jones and D Wade?
What. Tha. Phuuuuukkkkk.
That's some Body Snatchers shit right there. They don't even go together. Well, sorry, apparently they do go together. But I just can't see D Wade rolling up on Star Jones in all her gastric-bypass-goodness and trying to get with that. I know, I know. There is somebody for everybody. I just assumed the "somebody" for Star probably had 10 less teeth, a conk, and worked at Citgo. Alright, I'm being mean. For real, I just never saw it coming. But I guess love is love.
Whatever the case, guess D Wade's whole blown-up wifey situation was a lot more impactful than originally thought. You see Shaq and his ol' lady supposedly are on the reconcile tip. Maybe this is D Wade's way of acting out his pain.
Either that or he's majorly slump-busting. If that's the case, I'm calling MVP for D Wade next year right this minute.
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Well maybe you couldn't see it coming, but am I shocked? No
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